Monday, May 07, 2007
Ham lives! (just)
Guten Tag mein long suffering customers
Ham would just like to reassure you all that he's still alive and reasonably well. The diaries will return very soon but old Hammy has been awfy busy with work and organising touch tournaments.
A recent Stag weekend in Munich was a welcome respite from work but gave his liver and wallet a fair hammering 'For you Tommy ze hangover is not quite offa ....... (we like to pander to stereotypes here at Shanks diaries)
He does intend writing a diary sometime this week and will probably recount his experiences wearing a kilt for three days in Deutchland (never EVER underestimate the chaffing qualities of tartan)
The service has been dreadful of late and all I can say is 'sorry' and 'tough titty, I've been busy'
Kindest Regards
Ham
ps Ham was quita an appropriate name for Germany as it appears to be the only kind of meat product available. Five a day in Deutchland consists of bacon, pork, ham, sausages and of course more fecking sausages; Nae luck if yer a veggie!
Ham would just like to reassure you all that he's still alive and reasonably well. The diaries will return very soon but old Hammy has been awfy busy with work and organising touch tournaments.
A recent Stag weekend in Munich was a welcome respite from work but gave his liver and wallet a fair hammering 'For you Tommy ze hangover is not quite offa ....... (we like to pander to stereotypes here at Shanks diaries)
He does intend writing a diary sometime this week and will probably recount his experiences wearing a kilt for three days in Deutchland (never EVER underestimate the chaffing qualities of tartan)
The service has been dreadful of late and all I can say is 'sorry' and 'tough titty, I've been busy'
Kindest Regards
Ham
ps Ham was quita an appropriate name for Germany as it appears to be the only kind of meat product available. Five a day in Deutchland consists of bacon, pork, ham, sausages and of course more fecking sausages; Nae luck if yer a veggie!
