Monday, May 30, 2005
Hamish McShanks Service Announcement
Good Day Luckless customers (or lucky depending on yer point of view)
Guess What? ......... No? ....... want a clue? ..... ok ok
'What do you get if you add huge amounts of alcohol to many hours of sleep deprivation, sprinkle on a few hours of exercise add a smidgen of pissing cold weather and a dash of arseholes singing till 6am?
No?
Perth Volleyball tournament! (oh and no diary)
If you then add the small task or organising a stag weekend for a bunch of retarded chimps who couldnt find their backside with both hands then time is suddenly at a premium.
The final skidmark on the underpants is a pressing work commitment which will require many hours of your authors talentless coding efforts.
As a result this weeks diary will be late, possibly quite late, lets not mince words it might not arrive at all (is that cheering I hear)
I would like to apologise for the woeful service but I'm quite tetchy just now and looking for a rumble, anyone wants a square go I'll be out in the carpark stripped to the waist (that's from the waist up) shouting 'cmon ye baasstrrrds one at a time or aw the gether' as I guzzle buckfast and slowly keel over into the bushes
Kind Regards
Baldy
Guess What? ......... No? ....... want a clue? ..... ok ok
'What do you get if you add huge amounts of alcohol to many hours of sleep deprivation, sprinkle on a few hours of exercise add a smidgen of pissing cold weather and a dash of arseholes singing till 6am?
No?
Perth Volleyball tournament! (oh and no diary)
If you then add the small task or organising a stag weekend for a bunch of retarded chimps who couldnt find their backside with both hands then time is suddenly at a premium.
The final skidmark on the underpants is a pressing work commitment which will require many hours of your authors talentless coding efforts.
As a result this weeks diary will be late, possibly quite late, lets not mince words it might not arrive at all (is that cheering I hear)
I would like to apologise for the woeful service but I'm quite tetchy just now and looking for a rumble, anyone wants a square go I'll be out in the carpark stripped to the waist (that's from the waist up) shouting 'cmon ye baasstrrrds one at a time or aw the gether' as I guzzle buckfast and slowly keel over into the bushes
Kind Regards
Baldy
