Hamish McShanks

Hey Hey Hey guess what’s coming …… yes that’s right another woeful excuse as to why the Diary is once again late.

But to make it more ‘fun’ I’ve decided to give you a multi choice excuse :

Ham Shanks would like to apologise for the non appearance of this weeks diary because :

a) Ham got kidnapped by bandits and held hostage in a mountain hideaway until his friends and family paid a 74p randsom. Which they were pretty damm tardy with and to add insult to injury the ‘nappers’ settled for 37p and gave them change!

b) Ham was hospitalised after turning himself into a human shield to rescue a small child from being run over (a small ungrateful whiny little sh….)

c) Ham was stuck on the cludge after his evil twin thought it would be funny to put super glue on the toilet seat. Stuck on for FOUR hours mind you …

d) Ham was actually at work on Sunday cos he cant code COBOL for toffee and he’s still trying to finish the project he should have finished on Friday and if he had any hair left he would have pulled it out by now and he was going to go mental and put his fist through the monitor so instead he came home to write a pityful excuse for the non apperance of his diary. Ham is now going to have a camomile tea and let his blood pressure reduce to near death levels and his heartbeat to drop below 200bpm

e) All of the above

So you choose…….

Doei

Ps Diary may not be out at all this week due to other ‘commitments’ ……

# posted by Ham Shanks @ 9:27 pm