Sunday, October 17, 2004
We do value your custom
Welcome to Hamish McShanks diary - All our operators are busy at the moment, but we DO value your custom so please hold and one of our trained operatives will deal with you as soon as possible ..... la la laa, tum te tumm doo doo dooby
All our operators are busy at the moment, but we really really REALLY DO value your custom (so much so we've 'outsourced' our call centre to India and slashed hundreds of jobs) so please hold and one of our poorly trained operators will cut you off completly as soon as you get through ..... la la laaa tum te tum do be doooby doo-
Hello welco-
Ah told ye .......
Ok so I wis pished last night and ah havnay written the diary - it'll be oot the morras neet
All our operators are busy at the moment, but we really really REALLY DO value your custom (so much so we've 'outsourced' our call centre to India and slashed hundreds of jobs) so please hold and one of our poorly trained operators will cut you off completly as soon as you get through ..... la la laaa tum te tum do be doooby doo-
Hello welco-
Ah told ye .......
Ok so I wis pished last night and ah havnay written the diary - it'll be oot the morras neet
