Monday, September 20, 2004
Service Announcement
Morning valued customers. I'm afraid Hamish McShanks Diary will be delayed for 24hrs, please accept our sincerest apologies ..... no really.
Our 'production staff' have been charged with dereliction of duty and will be fined a weeks wages for sloping off to the pub to watch Europes Ryder Cup victory.
I did try to get a personal apology for you and one member of staff was quoted as saying 's.ffff.nnn great ya baaaas .....' before his donner kebab appeared for an encore .......
I'll have it done by close of play today or my names not Count Xavier the Third ........... which clearly it isnt ....
Doei
Our 'production staff' have been charged with dereliction of duty and will be fined a weeks wages for sloping off to the pub to watch Europes Ryder Cup victory.
I did try to get a personal apology for you and one member of staff was quoted as saying 's.ffff.nnn great ya baaaas .....' before his donner kebab appeared for an encore .......
I'll have it done by close of play today or my names not Count Xavier the Third ........... which clearly it isnt ....
Doei
