Sunday, September 26, 2004
Customer Careless Announcement
Vegetables are bad for you - it's official!
I had a large number of fermented vegetable products last night and I feel absolutely awful. I consumed far more than the goverments recommended 'minimum' of five portions a day and am I any healthier? ..... No!
In fact I'd go as far as too say I'm now rather poorly and seem to be expelling gas and fluids from all orifices (you needed to know that didnt you)
Ok ok ok so I'm hungover to buggery ............. nae diary the day .... sorry ........
Doeioooooooohmaheid............
I had a large number of fermented vegetable products last night and I feel absolutely awful. I consumed far more than the goverments recommended 'minimum' of five portions a day and am I any healthier? ..... No!
In fact I'd go as far as too say I'm now rather poorly and seem to be expelling gas and fluids from all orifices (you needed to know that didnt you)
Ok ok ok so I'm hungover to buggery ............. nae diary the day .... sorry ........
Doeioooooooohmaheid............
